I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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