"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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