is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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