Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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