i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
