I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So vagazzling was a success
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
