Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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