Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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