Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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