Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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