we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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