she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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