Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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