He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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