As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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