Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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