Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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