I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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