That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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