oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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