brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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