And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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