May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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