I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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