I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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