Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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