So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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