the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was like eating out sand paper
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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