just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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