Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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