dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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