Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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