Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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