put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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