? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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