Me too!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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