Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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