I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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