BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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