But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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