I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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