if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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