every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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