I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Quick, to the slutcave!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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