road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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