Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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