nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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