two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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