Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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