What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
be right there i have to get my cape
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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