I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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