He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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