i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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