WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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