Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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