If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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