More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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