Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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