When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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